In the shadow of legitimate legal systems exists a perverse imitation of justice: the kangaroo court. This is not a place where law is interpreted, but where it is weaponized. Characterized by a blatant disregard for legal procedure, fairness, and the truth, a kangaroo court is a pre-scripted drama with a predetermined verdict, designed to lend a false air of legitimacy to what is, in essence, a political or personal vendetta. The term itself evokes an image of a chaotic, jumping proceeding that lacks all dignity and order. While its exact origin is debated, it firmly entered the American lexicon…